A TRASHBAG FULL OF DONUTS

not of self, but of geography.

hockey, books, cheese. not into sharks.

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10 hours ago

THAT PUN RELIES ON UNFAMILIAR VISUAL CUES THAT PUN RELIES ON UNFAMILIAR VISUAL CUES

THAT PUN RELIES ON UNFAMILIAR VISUAL CUES

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11 hours ago

Ella Eyre – Comeback (Stripped) (334 plays)

We’ve all been played, we all get hurt Just take that pain and let that motherfucker burn And you know that in time you will find That they always come back, yeah they always come back They’re all the same, they never learn So dig their grave, and let that motherfucker burn

(Source: mymultifandommadness, via faustinerobert)

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12 hours ago

  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.
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13 hours ago

CWHL Teams Up With Sportsnet to Put Female Game in Spotlight

The CWHL has scored a deal with Sportsnet that will see the Canadian multiplatform sports media company broadcast play-off games and special events for the next four seasons, marking a significant step forward in coverage of women’s sports.

The Canadian Women’s Hockey League and Sportsnet announced Tuesday that three games will air during the annual Clarkson Cup championship tournament next March, including the final game for league bragging rights, as well as at least one special event to be announced in early October.

For the first time this season, giving the best women’s hockey league in the world the national and international exposure it deserves, just one of many steps the CWHL is taking in paving the way for women’s sport to be seen and enjoyed by wider audiences.

(Source: speakslow13, via kickassfemaleathletes)

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13 hours ago

DELETED SCENES THAT I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO DELETE

puckling:

ofgeography:

EXHIBIT A: BURT THE CACTUS AND A DICK NAMED—-

"Anyway," Sam says, "you kept Burt alive."

Monty’s eyes widen. “Who the fuck is Burt?” he asks. “Did this idiot get a pet?”

"It’s a cactus," Pat snaps, feeling defensive.

"You named a cactus? You named a cactus Burt?”

"Shut up," Pat grumbles. "You let Carolyn name your dick."

A silence falls in the locker room, Franky’s jaw going slack as he swings to look at Monty, who has gone very still. “Oh, shit,” Pat says, and then, “Go, go, go,” to Sam, hustling him out of the room, shoving at his shoulders as, in his peripheral vision, Doc and Franky tackle Monty to the ground.

"TAKE YOUR LOVE AND RUN," Franky shouts as the door closes, and Pat drags Sam down the hall by his wrist.

EXHIBIT B: DRUNK GIRLS CAN’T WRESTLE.

Zigga glances over to where Mason is wrapping things up with the plumber. One of his rolled sleeves has come a little undone, drooping down near his wrist no matter how many times he unconsciously pushes it back up. “Did y’all have a fight?” Zigga asks. Her voice has the faintest southern lilt to it, when she isn’t paying attention, all her vowels soft and cozy.

Fiona snorts. “No,” she says. “It’s Sam drama.”

Sam drama?” Dezi repeats. “Seriously? How? All Sam does is play hockey and hang out with twelve-year-olds.”

“Uh, and date fancy hockey players,” Zigga corrects quickly, eyes wide. “Ohmygod, did one of them say the L word? Did the other one not say it back? Did they break up? Are they getting married? Is Sam moving to New York?”

Dezi slaps her back a few times. “Take a breath, loser,” she cautions with a grin.  “Do not chase the gossip. Let the gossip come to you.”

“Are you kidding? This is juicy, I’m not gonna play hard to get. Give it to me, Dressy. Don’t leave out any details.”

Fiona laughs. “I’m not going to spill family secrets,” she scolds lightly, an apologetic lilt to her voice. “If you want the details, bother Mason. He’s a bigger sieve than a call-up goalie during the playoffs.”

“If that was a veiled reference to my poor performance as stand-in goalie during last year’s league playoffs,” Zigga sniffs, “I’m electing to ignore it.”

“You said it, not me,” Fiona teases, and then goes back to fussing with the register, which sometimes sticks. She’s pretty sure it’s just a matter of hitting it enough times to dislodge something, though Mason laughs at ever whenever she suggests this. But they’re not buying a new register, not when they just had to pay to fix a leak and her parents are still trying to insist that they have a real menu. If there’s a kind way to say “thanks for your money, now back off,” Fiona hasn’t yet found it.

She looks up at a low squawk from Mason, who’s got Zigga dangling off his back and Dezi tucked into a headlock.

"Gimme another beer!" Dezi shouts, waving a hand blindly in FIona’s direction. "Ziggs is gonna arm wrestle that dude in the hat, it’ll be hilarious.”

“Don’t let Zigga hustle the customers,” Fiona warns, and hands over another beer once Dezi manages to get free long enough to collect it.

“I would never,” Dezi lies, and wiggles her fingers in a wave.

WHY ARE YOU GETTING RID OF THAT FIRST SCENE, I FUCKING LOVED THAT FIRST SCENE.

D: YOU KNOW MY MONTY AND CAROLINE FEELINGS. 

IT NO LONGER FITS THE STRUCTURE OF THE NARRATIVE

LOOK I AM JUST AS SAD ABOUT IT AS YOU ARE, MONTY/CAROLYN 2K14 AND FOREVER

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13 hours ago

DELETED SCENES THAT I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO DELETE

EXHIBIT A: BURT THE CACTUS AND A DICK NAMED—-

"Anyway," Sam says, "you kept Burt alive."

Monty’s eyes widen. “Who the fuck is Burt?” he asks. “Did this idiot get a pet?”

"It’s a cactus," Pat snaps, feeling defensive.

"You named a cactus? You named a cactus Burt?”

"Shut up," Pat grumbles. "You let Carolyn name your dick."

A silence falls in the locker room, Franky’s jaw going slack as he swings to look at Monty, who has gone very still. “Oh, shit,” Pat says, and then, “Go, go, go,” to Sam, hustling him out of the room, shoving at his shoulders as, in his peripheral vision, Doc and Franky tackle Monty to the ground.

"TAKE YOUR LOVE AND RUN," Franky shouts as the door closes, and Pat drags Sam down the hall by his wrist.

EXHIBIT B: DRUNK GIRLS CAN’T WRESTLE.

Zigga glances over to where Mason is wrapping things up with the plumber. One of his rolled sleeves has come a little undone, drooping down near his wrist no matter how many times he unconsciously pushes it back up. “Did y’all have a fight?” Zigga asks. Her voice has the faintest southern lilt to it, when she isn’t paying attention, all her vowels soft and cozy.

Fiona snorts. “No,” she says. “It’s Sam drama.”

Sam drama?” Dezi repeats. “Seriously? How? All Sam does is play hockey and hang out with twelve-year-olds.”

“Uh, and date fancy hockey players,” Zigga corrects quickly, eyes wide. “Ohmygod, did one of them say the L word? Did the other one not say it back? Did they break up? Are they getting married? Is Sam moving to New York?”

Dezi slaps her back a few times. “Take a breath, loser,” she cautions with a grin.  “Do not chase the gossip. Let the gossip come to you.”

“Are you kidding? This is juicy, I’m not gonna play hard to get. Give it to me, Dressy. Don’t leave out any details.”

Fiona laughs. “I’m not going to spill family secrets,” she scolds lightly, an apologetic lilt to her voice. “If you want the details, bother Mason. He’s a bigger sieve than a call-up goalie during the playoffs.”

“If that was a veiled reference to my poor performance as stand-in goalie during last year’s league playoffs,” Zigga sniffs, “I’m electing to ignore it.”

“You said it, not me,” Fiona teases, and then goes back to fussing with the register, which sometimes sticks. She’s pretty sure it’s just a matter of hitting it enough times to dislodge something, though Mason laughs at ever whenever she suggests this. But they’re not buying a new register, not when they just had to pay to fix a leak and her parents are still trying to insist that they have a real menu. If there’s a kind way to say “thanks for your money, now back off,” Fiona hasn’t yet found it.

She looks up at a low squawk from Mason, who’s got Zigga dangling off his back and Dezi tucked into a headlock.

"Gimme another beer!" Dezi shouts, waving a hand blindly in FIona’s direction. "Ziggs is gonna arm wrestle that dude in the hat, it’ll be hilarious.”

“Don’t let Zigga hustle the customers,” Fiona warns, and hands over another beer once Dezi manages to get free long enough to collect it.

“I would never,” Dezi lies, and wiggles her fingers in a wave.

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15 hours ago

shdwsilk asked

"Mollyhall, I am very worried about your Blowies! Ryan Johansen notwithstanding, Boone Jenner now has a broken hand. :( Also, are all these injuries typical of the preseason? This is the first preseason I'm following obsessively, and it seems like guys are getting hurt left and right."

superopinionated:

hannanimal:

ofgeography:

JOIN THE CLUB. IT’S CALLED THE “WHY?” CLUB. I AM IT’S PRESIDENT. WE SIT AROUND IN A CIRCLE, POINTING ACCUSATORY FINGERS UP AT THE LORD. “WHY?” WE SAY. SOMETIMES WE ARE CRYING. “WHY???????????”

I love everything about this, because I have no context for any of it and it’s like, What are THE BLOWIES?!?! No, don’t tell me! It’s better to try to imagine! Someone’s name is Boone Jenner! The world is beautiful and amazing. 

I read it as this woman giving blowjobs so amazingly intense she injures men, whom she keeps organized on a sex team.

Nobody correct me.

jesus christ between this and the porn prison story my reputation on this website is rapidly deteriorating

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19 hours ago

shdwsilk asked

"Mollyhall, I am very worried about your Blowies! Ryan Johansen notwithstanding, Boone Jenner now has a broken hand. :( Also, are all these injuries typical of the preseason? This is the first preseason I'm following obsessively, and it seems like guys are getting hurt left and right."

JOIN THE CLUB. IT’S CALLED THE “WHY?” CLUB. I AM IT’S PRESIDENT. WE SIT AROUND IN A CIRCLE, POINTING ACCUSATORY FINGERS UP AT THE LORD. “WHY?” WE SAY. SOMETIMES WE ARE CRYING. “WHY???????????”

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1 day ago

#justapartmentthings

  • was that thing that just fell in someone’s apartment a thing that fell in MY apartment, or my neighbor’s?
  • "your dog is so cute! do you need a dogwalker?"
  • raise your hand if you live in the building across from mine and you have seen me naked.
  • oh, that’s. that’s a lot.
  • WHO IS COOKING AND ARE YOU PLANNING TO SHARE???
  • of all the people i expected to listen to the entire miley cyrus discography at 8:37 on a monday night, it wasn’t you, bald bachelor in 1024.
  • "your dog is so cute! do you need a dogwalker?"
  • FOR SALE: BICYCLE, NO TIRES, GOOD AS NEW.
  • How Long Can I Avoid Going All The Way To The Basement To Do Laundry?: the “on-sight laundry room” story
  • whose phone is vibrating? mine? yours? upstairs? downstairs? in the garbage chute? in my dreams? in my nightmares? MAKE IT STOP.
  • Whose Sock Is This?: the “on-sight laundry room” story, part 2
  • i don’t know the name of the man who lives in the apartment across from mine but i know he watches a LOT of the vampire diaries
  • seriously who made popcorn
  • "is that a rooster statue in your window?" and additional questions for the apartments without window dressings
  • sorry about that time you had to call management to ask me to quiet down because i was loudly singing high school musical at 11p.m. on a wednesday, apartment 1027, but in my defense high school musical was a seminal classic and i never tell on YOU for fighting with your girlfriend at 6:30a.m., soooooo
  • "YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE DO YOU NEED A DOGWALKER?"
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1 day ago

nlidstrom:

whenever too many men is called all i can think of is

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1 day ago

marvel’s black widow | teaser trailer (x)

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