nocigar replied to your post: summer reading list, part 1

YES at all the haruki murakami. i’ve only read hard boiled (awesome) and a wild sheep chase (meh), and i’ve learned that while his endings are disappointing, he is ONE HELL OF A WRITER.

you think his endings are disappointing? that’s so weird, i am always so in love with them because they’re so unrepentantly NOT pat, tied-off endings… everything isn’t resolved but that’s not really the point of what he’s saying. he’s like the embodiment of “it’s the journey, not the destination.”

now, see, what i like about this is

EVERYTHING

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summer reading list, part 1

deathless / catherynne valente
a long time ago and essentially true / brigid pasulka
 
south of the border, west of the sun / haruki murakami 
the ragged trousered philanthropists / robert tressell
hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world / haruki murakami

the map of love / ahdaf soueif
dead souls / gogol
the book of laughter and forgetting / milan kundera
dance dance dance / haruki murakami
sputnik sweetheart / haruki murakami
IQ84, part 1, part 2, part 3 / haruki murakami
crime and punishment / fyodor dostoyevsky
crónica de una muerta anunciada / gabriel garcía márquez
the history plays / shakespeare
waiting for godot / samuel beckett
after dark / haruki murakami
a wild sheep chase / haruki murakami

i will have read every one of murakami’s books by the end of this summer if it kills me 

to be unmade (avengers, clint/natasha)

They do not meet in Budapest. They do not meet until after, somewhere in the air over Istanbul. Or, more accurately: they do not meet again until somewhere in the air over Istanbul, and it is the first time, but not the first first time.

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fyeahshakespeare:

The Hollow Crown: Adaptations of Shakespeare’s History Plays, Richard II, Henry IV parts 1 & 2, and Henry V.

i cannot with this

my little heart CANNOT TAKE IT

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glamour:

Big shades, low ponytail.

WANT

glamour:

Big shades, low ponytail.

WANT

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cinque-spotted replied to your post: cinque-spotted replied to your post: do you ever…

…oh. oh shit, this is an incredibly convincing argument. right? like if someone made a gifset like that of me and Tom Hiddleston I would be like, “right. yes. I’m on it”. makes PERFECT sense that someone/anyone else would do the same.

i think this is evidence that we should start a debate team, ‘cause this shit is irrefutable. 

cinque-spotted replied to your post: do you ever wonder

I have possibly considered this I mean no of course not what are you talking about

all i’m saying is, if someone were to make a gifset about ME being all “ILU MOAR” with jeremy renner, i could probably be convinced to make babies with him.

do you ever wonder

if celebrities ever see gifsets of themselves with other celebrities and read all the comments and then think, damn, we WOULD be hot together, maybe we ARE in love

adios, amigo; or, well, spain, it’s been a good ride

okay. i don’t have a Big Awesome Goodbye Post like i did for argentina, because it feels … bigger, this time. it’s the end of the whole year, and as much as i wish that i could condense it down to “here are the last things i did,” or “this is a list of some of the cool things i learned,” i can’t.

spain: you are hilarious and beautiful and full of light—and i don’t mean that as a metaphor, or at least, not just as a metaphor—and i am grateful to you and your damningly delicious tortillas españoles. i will miss you, and the trains, and la chocita sueca, and my baker who talks to me about haruki murakami, and café segre, and the way that all of your “vegetarian” dishes have tuna in them, and your clean metros, and your coin-based economy (LOLJK GIMME DOLLAS), and the way that sometimes your streets make no sense, and most of all the way the sun never sets, not until every last drop of light has been eked out onto the city like someone wringing a dishcloth over the sink.

but i hate goodbyes, and i am no good at them, so i’ll do what i did for sal and say: high five, españa, i’ll see you again soon.

thedailywhat:

Say What Now of the Day: Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina, went on an anti-President Obama rant earlier this month during a sermon. Then he got off topic:

I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers. Build a great, big, large fence — 150- or 100-mile-long — put all the lesbians in there… Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out… And you know what, in a few years, they’ll die.

He ended his sermon with this thought:

God have mercy. It makes me pukin’ sick to think about — I don’t even whether or not to say this in the pulpit — can you imagine kissing some man?

how is it that i read the bible and the message that i got was “love everybody, judge nobody,” and the message this guy got was “put all gay people behind an electrified fence”?

i hope when he dies he gets bitchslapped by jesus.

edit: gah, damnit, no i don’t. but i wouldn’t be sorry if he stubbed the same toe every morning. and for those of you who think that’s not too bad, think about stubbing the same toe in the same place every morning.


yeah.

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thechroniclesofawkwardness:

haha wow i like it.

i just really want to be at one of these guy’s wedding, when his brother or best man or something plays this video instead of giving a toast, and his wife just turns to her new husband and stares like oh my god, i married this

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david-tennant:

#nerdfighters EVERYWHERE

i want answers to all of these questions.

except the one about michelle, because: duh.

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"Malia and Sasha and a bunch of my friends and Michelle had sort of like a roast, a little private roast, each one of them read something and Malia and Sasha had written out why I am such a wonderful dad. And they had this list, it was so sweet, and one of the items on Malia’s list was, ‘You are just the right amount of embarrassing.’"

President Obama

Obama Talks Singing, Kim Kardashian and Sports on ‘The View’

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stop it i love you

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fic: there is no beginning (avengers, clint/natasha)

Barney looks up at him with blood in his mouth and a gasp on his breath. Clint has been perfect because he has had to be: now Barney cannot walk, so Clint does it for him, away, and away, and away, until he has left his skin and dust behind him, until he has broken every bone and rebuilt them as someone else.

 

He asks, “Do you know what it is like to be unmade?” but what he means is, my brother is dead, and I killed him.


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