god i’m furious about how into this song i am, furious, fURIOUS, the last time i saw lil billy he was singing “warm & fuzzy” on his christmas album and my twelve-year-old heart was like HEY THERE GAP TOOTH, COULD YOU BE THE ONE FOR ME? and now all these years later i’m grown up and i’ve moved on and then this son of a bitch comes back from the dead talking about lipstick stains and tandem breathing and SAYING YES TO LOVE and just get out billy gilman you get RIGHT OUT
SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHEESE IS: i have never met a cheese i didn’t like. i’m not kidding. i like literally every type of cheese, from powdered Kraft mac and cheese to gourmet fancy cheese for aristocrats at dinner parties.
THE OTHER TRUTH ABOUT CHEESE IS: it can be hella expensive. it’s the sad reality of fancy cheeses. my list of 5 favorite cheeses are the 5 cheeses that i eat ~on the regular~ thanks to what i like to call my Young Adult Budget. that budget is like 90% paycheck to bills, 10% paycheck to brunch. springing for smoked gouda means mama just got paid.
The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health which CANNOT BE DELETED.
The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”, which contains sections for calories consumed and calories burned.
While this may be useful for those looking to monitor their fitness, it could be triggering and harmful to those suffering with or in recovery from eating disorders, especially in sufferers with obsessive compulsive tendencies they find it very hard to abstain from, such as calorie counting, body measuring and weighing.
Whilst of course the app cannot force you to use it, it cannot be deleted, so will be present within your apps and can be a source of feelings of temptation to record numbers and of guilt and judgement for not using the app.
If you personally feel you could not emotionally handle the presence of this app, and it would be detrimental to your recovery, please do not download IOS8. I do not know if a new IOS can be avoided permanently (if anyone has any information on this please do add it to the post), but if it cannot then please use the time you have to prepare yourself for the app, and to reinforce reminders that you do not have to calorie count, you do not have to weigh yourself, you do not owe proof of exercise to anyone, person or app.reblog this please - it is so incredibly shitty of apple to do this
If you do want to download the new IOS but want to avoid the app, consider tucking it on a separate screen away from all your other apps, or create an “unused” category and toss it with the stocks app or something. Hopefully out of sight will eventually become out of mind. Take care of yourself.