i wasn’t going to directly reply to any of these but GODDAMNIT this is a convincing argument
………………………..you are very dear to me mustachio-furioso
god, yeah, hockey in chicago is hard as hell to go see, in part because lol what is chicago public transportation even? and also it basically costs you a car and your first child to get tickets. though i feel like… people have maybe a misconception of how much blackhawks they can expect to get on this blog. i JUST moved to chicago like a year ago (HOLY SHIT A YEAR HAS PASSED), and i am not a hawks fan. i mean!!! they are more or less inoffensive to me except that they are shoved down my throat all the time, but like, i moved to their city, so. that’s fine.
I JUST DON’T WANT TO LET YOU GUYS DOWN? I’M SORRY, THE HAWKS ARE NOT MY TEAM, BUT I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS LOVE THEM.
"and then one day she realized that when the flyers fan said ‘fuck you, too!’ what he was really saying was, ‘i love you.’"
If I were a month, I’d be may.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be the day after your best birthday, where you aren’t down from the high yet but YOU KNOW IT’S A-COMIN
If I were a planet, I’d be declared illegitimate a decade later to the displeasure of the internet and one specific cartoon dog
If I were a sea animal, I’d be disappointed.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be the pretty wooden box that is too small to fit literally anything but that small collection of snapplefacts you’ve had since the 6th grade but that you keep dragging around to every new apartment because you loooooove snapplefacts
If I were a gemstone, I’d be pretty in the right light & hard to pronounce.
If I were a flower, I’d be a cock’s comb
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be just right for walking the dog
If I were a colour, I’d be yellow
If I were an emotion, I’d be the realization that there is going to be an OPEN BAR at this party
If I were a fruit, I’d be a affordable raspberries
If I were an element, I’d be SURPRISE!
If I were a place, I’d be a warmer canada
If I were a taste, I’d be saltier than advertised
If I were a scent, I’d be the scent of someone having JUST baked cookies…and burned them. you’re like: aw, man, burnt cookies? take what you can get, okay. some burnt cookies are better than no cookies at all.
If I were an object, I’d be one of those weird porcelain mermaid figurines your grandmother keeps on her mantel
If I were a song, I’d be that sweet summer jam that get so overplayed that it makes you want to cry when it comes on mid-september because you THOUGHT YOU WERE FINALLY FREE NOW THAT THE NEW NICKI MINAJ SINGLE IS OUT
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be sensible.
I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY LOOK AT HIM JUST PINNING DAVE THERE AND DES IS STILL TRYING TO USE HIS HANDS TO TOUCH THE PUCK THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED
"I’m just gonna hold you here till the puck is gone and then gently place you back on the ground." - Nice guy Erik
Fifth Harmony — BO$$
Guys. GUYS. This song. THIS VIDEO. IT’S SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO IMPORTANT. HAVE I WATCHED IT 15 TIMES IN A ROW AND COUNTING? PROBABLY. Did I yell when they hit the nae nae? Do GIRL GROUPS and general messages of POSITIVITY for girls and women p much make me really emotional? AM I pledging allegiance to my independent girls in here ohhhhh baby? Am I MORE THAN a little in love with Normani Kordei?
PURSE SO HEAVY GETTIN OPRAH DOLLAHS
ladies celebrating ladies!! ladies celebrating LADIES OF COLOR! ladies being like AYO I DON’T CARE WHAT UR DICK IS INTO, I GOT SHIT TO RUN.
basically i’m into it
GUYS GUYS GUYS I CAN GET A PET MY LANDLORD SAID THAT I CAN GET A PET
*not a dog
BUT A PET
ahhhh!! you are the world’s best mom!!!!!!!!!!! i am excellently pleased that you are raising your child to love good things. make sure that you teach her that a) comparing toews and crosby is USELESS AND STUPID and b) DON’T VALUE GOAL SCORERS OVER PLAYMAKERS (though if you’re teaching her to love jaytayves, you have clearly already begun that lesson). and that’s the last unsolicited parenting advice you will get from the 23-year-old who is eating salsa and half an avocado for dinner.
as for notre dame, i tragically cannot help you as i have never been to that particular place. if any of my followers have any inside info, share the wealth!