OKAY THAT’S IT NO MORE ASKS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY I PROMISE
aw man they’ve gotta just ~happen. like you know when you’re at some dumb work event and you have to pull out a fun fact and suddenly you forget every detail about your life, like almost up to and including your name? it’s kind of like that when someone says, “tell me a story.” i’m immediately like, “wait, i went to boarding school???? wait, i am from virginia????? WAIT—-“
i hope tears of laughter
don’t worry, ginna was ok
ginna is now teaching kindergarten in the mountains, SHE’S DOIN’ FINE I PROMISE
OHHHH GOSH. i mean!!! thank you so much, i’m thrilled you’re here, i think what you should do is make a flat stanley with my face on it and carry it around with you to coffee shops, and when people ask why you’re laughing to yourself you can be like, “what? flat molly made a hILARIOUS JOKE,” and then people will flock to you like doves to lovers. trust me, i am 100% sure that this will work!!!
no, i’m kidding because compliments turn me into an awkward douchebag, for real. thank you, this was a wonderfully sweet message, if this were a house party and not a blog i’d make sure you were constantly being offered pretzels.
oh man!!!! nothing turns me into a big ole pile of goo straight from the secret world of alex mack quicker than someone being sweet about me playing music. i always grew up, like, ~assuming i would be a musician since i love it so much, but then i realized that it takes a dedication and a work ethic that i frankly do not have.
ANYWAY THE LONG AND SHORT OF THIS IS NO, i do not sell it because the sound quality is terrible and i’m not tryna hustle anybody, but some of it is available here forever for FREE DOLLARS and if you want to download it using xkit or like some other fancy internet trick you go right ahead.
in the rock opera of our friendship, my favorite part will be when the character playing mmmcoconut sings her solo ballad, “You Are Entropy: A Love Song.”
This is the most emotionally gripping commercial for milk in history. Like, I was starting to wonder if Teemu was using this milk commercial to announce that he’s coming back for another season.
there is literally no product i would not buy if teemu selanne told me to.
Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)
The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover
KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!